"The bouncing was just a bonus"
This is a hilarious story that Mrs. Bean told me. It's too priceless, so I have to blog it - to keep it forever!
Well....let me tell you a true story...it happened to me!
During the last year that I was working (spring, 2003) I left the office to go to lunch, as was my usual practice. I needed to get out of the office every single day at lunch just to decompress from the stress of my job. So there I am....trundling down the road, with my bag of Burger King at my side, sipping on my Diet Coke, slowing down because I'm passing through a quiet (I thought) residential neighborhood that I would not normally have gone through...but for some reason, I did that day.
Up ahead I see a group of people (mixed nationalities) standing in the middle of the road, some are waving their arms, some are yelling some are getting in the other's faces. I wonder if I should go around them when I notice that I am not able to...oncoming traffic ahead of me and people behind me...so I pull up and stop just short of these folks and wait to let them pass. They begin to move to the sidewalk and there is finally enough room for me to proceed. I slowly start to move....
When out of the clear blue sky, what comes arching overhead, thrown from one of the women in this group? A pink dildo! YES!!! The woman tossing it was yelling at another woman and a man had tried to step between the two of them when the first woman tossed it toward the road and it arched overhead and came down....PLOP.....right in front of my truck and then.... it..... BOUNCED!!! I was so shocked and so stunned that I didn't have time to stop and what happened next? I ran over it!!!
I looked behind me as I drove off and the two women were still yelling and the car behind me had stopped and tried to swerve around the mashed man-toy but I could see the driver clearly laughing his head off! I hit the gas. I roared back to work and just didn't know what to think or
do. I mean really.... how many times in your life will you ever run over a flying dildo?! PINK!!!! Not flesh pink.... I'm talking PINK.... as in Cyndi Lauper PINK!!! LOL!!! The bouncing was just a bonus.
I can now say that I've been hit by flying chicken bones (which cracked my windshield) and I've run over a dildo. Mr. Bean just shrieks with laughter whenever I tell him this story!
Well....let me tell you a true story...it happened to me!
During the last year that I was working (spring, 2003) I left the office to go to lunch, as was my usual practice. I needed to get out of the office every single day at lunch just to decompress from the stress of my job. So there I am....trundling down the road, with my bag of Burger King at my side, sipping on my Diet Coke, slowing down because I'm passing through a quiet (I thought) residential neighborhood that I would not normally have gone through...but for some reason, I did that day.
Up ahead I see a group of people (mixed nationalities) standing in the middle of the road, some are waving their arms, some are yelling some are getting in the other's faces. I wonder if I should go around them when I notice that I am not able to...oncoming traffic ahead of me and people behind me...so I pull up and stop just short of these folks and wait to let them pass. They begin to move to the sidewalk and there is finally enough room for me to proceed. I slowly start to move....
When out of the clear blue sky, what comes arching overhead, thrown from one of the women in this group? A pink dildo! YES!!! The woman tossing it was yelling at another woman and a man had tried to step between the two of them when the first woman tossed it toward the road and it arched overhead and came down....PLOP.....right in front of my truck and then.... it..... BOUNCED!!! I was so shocked and so stunned that I didn't have time to stop and what happened next? I ran over it!!!
I looked behind me as I drove off and the two women were still yelling and the car behind me had stopped and tried to swerve around the mashed man-toy but I could see the driver clearly laughing his head off! I hit the gas. I roared back to work and just didn't know what to think or
do. I mean really.... how many times in your life will you ever run over a flying dildo?! PINK!!!! Not flesh pink.... I'm talking PINK.... as in Cyndi Lauper PINK!!! LOL!!! The bouncing was just a bonus.
I can now say that I've been hit by flying chicken bones (which cracked my windshield) and I've run over a dildo. Mr. Bean just shrieks with laughter whenever I tell him this story!
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